My dad was President George Sears
and this is stuff he's said to me.
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Most sons get their fathers a tie for Father’s Day. My son gets me fetishistic George Washington porn.My dad, completely misinterpreting what I was saying.
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Photo reblogged from 私はレズビアンではないです
raidenlaughsalonewithrevengeance:
Dad
Dad no
I’m president I can buy you real food
put a shirt on god
dad you’re embarassing me in front of congress
Wait, no. This one is better. And probably more accurate.
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If she wasn’t marrying my son, I’d so punch her in the face right now.My dad, on Rosemary.
